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Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

I'm your host Heather McMahon.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.

I'm your host Heather McMahon. Thanks for being here. You know, we're hitting that time of the

year where it's about to get real dry. It sounds like I'm about to go into an ad. I'm not.

So that time of the year when lips are starting to get real dry, thank God I have

birds, beeswax. I legit just had to lube up the old luscious lips before I started this podcast

because I'll tell you what. Oh God, you hear that fucking squeaky ass chair? This chair is like the rocking

chair of what nightmares are made out of. And it's not a rocking chair. It's a normal chair,

but still I'm dry throat is dry lips are so drawing. It's unbelievable. Had to run down to the corner

store and just get a little, you know, low moisturization because I don't know if you're like me,

but when you're packing for anything, all through a 16 lips six and a 16 lip glosses into a bag

and forget full chapstick. Like a one point I was putting like the nivy a body cream just on my

lips and it was getting real filming and cakey, but I didn't know what else to do because I'd lay

embedded night like what do I do here? I mean I'm putting coconut oil. I think that actually

dry sings out even more. I don't know if y'all with me on this theory. I've been using coconut oil

for a long time, but some days I think it makes me drier. Look, if you're at the beach, if you're

Mexico and they say, Oh, put coconut oil on after you tan, no bitch, your skin's gonna unravel.

I think if you drink coconut water, your asshole will also fall out because that's a natural

accident. You and I both know it. Coconut have a lot of magnesium and potassium. And that's

something that we're all apparently critically low on. So this is where we're at, but I am dry,

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