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🗓️ 12 April 2023
⏱️ 24 minutes
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0:00.0 | Well, welcome, everyone, all in here, out there, all around the world, to the late show, |
0:09.9 | I'm your host, Stephen Colbert. It was an absolute win. |
0:14.3 | I mean, everybody's in great mood. It's a beautiful spring day here in New York. The |
0:18.7 | sun was shining in the sky. The flowers were blooming in the fields. The discarded face |
0:23.6 | mask were blowing in the streets. Speaking of which, yesterday, President Biden signed |
0:29.0 | a House bill immediately ending the COVID-19 national emergency. The emergency is officially |
0:34.8 | overlazing, gentlemen. This means, I'm not sure what it means. I don't know what it |
0:40.8 | means, like, for our health. But here, this means that we here can finally get back to |
0:44.3 | some of our favorite pre-pandemic late show segments, like Subway Blind Taste Test. |
0:50.9 | Is it a Brooklyn-bound F-Train running express on the D-line? |
0:56.9 | Yes! Oh, my God! Money! Money! |
1:01.9 | Then, this morning, Biden was off to the Emerald Ireland. The trip is part diplomacy and part |
1:09.2 | homecoming because Biden's ancestors came to the U.S. from Ireland in the mid-1800s when |
1:15.0 | Biden was just a teen. A head of the trip, oldie but a goodie. A head of the trip, CNN |
1:22.0 | caught up with some of Biden's Irish cousins to ask about their famous relative. |
1:27.0 | Girls, how does it feel to be related to a president? |
1:30.0 | It's very exciting. He's president. |
1:34.0 | Have you met him before? |
1:35.0 | Yeah, we met twice. He was just eating our chips and when fancy meals came out, he'd |
1:40.6 | just want the chips and chicken nuggets. He was eating your chicken nuggets. |
1:43.6 | Yeah. |
1:44.6 | Thanks for the nugs, Kaz. |
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