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I'll tell you what, I had just a wonderful holiday weekend.

And depending on your beliefs, I hope you either found the Officoman, the Easter egg, or top secret Ukrainian war plans.

This morning, just this morning, right? There's the White House held its annual Easter egg roll.

It's a tradition going back over a century to when children were invited to search for treats and chestray Arthur's mutton chops.

President Biden kicked off the festivities with beloved holiday character, Al Roker.

And with Al, Biden dropped some hints about 2024.

I was just wondering, Mr. President, will you be taking part in the Easter egg rolls after planning on, after 2024?

Well, I plan on at least three or four more Easter egg rolls.

At least three or four more? Maybe five. Maybe six. What the hell are you saying that you would be taking part in our upcoming election in 2035?

Well, I'll either roll an egg or, you know, being the good, you know, the guy who's pushing them out.

That's right. That's right, Jack. I got big Easter news. Joe Biden can lay eggs.

Easy as pie. No. I push him right out the cloaca, okay?

Serve him up scramble to sit on him for a while, raise a beautiful flock of little baby Joe's. Peep, peep, peep.

Point is, I am mentally fit to once again run for President of the United States.

What's going on? Where's Jill? Marco, Jillo.

But it's not all.

But it's not all long, long games and high fructose corn syrup for the executive branch right now.

On Thursday, we learned leaked top secret penning on documents on the Ukrainian war had suddenly appeared on social media.

It's shocking, but not the first time classified battle intel was leaked on social media.

Who can forget the 2003 MySpace post?

Irma Gurds, Adirma Hussain.

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