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🗓️ 23 October 2019
⏱️ 71 minutes
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0:00.0 | He'll be appearing at the Addison Improv this weekend in Addison, Texas, next weekend at |
0:07.6 | the Houston Improv and the week after at Side Splitters in Tampa, Florida. |
0:14.0 | He is from countless movies, he's sports shows, you know, he's my brother in a lot of struggles |
0:25.0 | and he was our first guest and I'm happy to have him back here, ladies and gentlemen, |
0:31.3 | my friend Mr. Jay Moore. |
0:54.2 | You will be doing fine, you will always be doing fine. |
0:57.5 | You will always, like, when I just came in, you were like, I said it's a jungle out there |
1:04.2 | and you're like, there's some just, it's just dirty dogs and I'm like, but we're always |
1:08.4 | going to win because we're the champion of dogs. |
1:10.6 | Yeah. |
1:11.6 | I was telling you about like, I didn't tell you. |
1:13.8 | There's dirty dogs out there. |
1:15.2 | But we're always going to beat them. |
1:16.9 | Because we're game. |
1:18.8 | Dog fights are always, I told you I was going to tell you this, the perception of dog fights |
1:23.9 | in the United States is so misconstrued because I'm Michael Vick like shooting a dog and |
1:27.4 | electrocuted it, throwing it in a pool, putting it in a fucking headlock and put it in. |
1:30.5 | Did all of that really? |
1:31.5 | Oh yeah. |
1:32.5 | I didn't read all of that. |
1:33.5 | I read the first day. |
1:34.5 | Jay just abused the dogs. |
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