Still Not Stagnant | This Past Weekend #238

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

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4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2019

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts http://bit.ly/ThisPastWeekend_ Theo contemplates buying a zoo, checks in on Danielle the former 26 year old virgin, and listens to voicemails about support for last week’s caller Griffin, spraying out in Ohio, and wanting to farm. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- New Merch https://theovonstore.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This episode is brought to you by ZipRecruiter Try for free at https://ZipRecruiter.com/TPW MeUndies To get your 15% off your first pair, free shipping, and a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee visit https://MeUndies.com/Weekend ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Video Hotline Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Music Intro “Shine” - Bishop Gunn http://bit.ly/Shine_BishopGunn Outro “English Gothic” - Coley Garratt http://bit.ly/ColeyGarratt_EnglishGothic ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Patreon Gunt Squad Name Aaron Rasche Adam White Alaskan Rock Vodka Alex Bmayer Alex Hitchins Alex Person Alex Petralia Alex Wang Alexa harvey Andrew Valish Angelo Raygun Annmarie Reilly Anthony Holcombe Ashley Konicki Audrey Hodge Ayako Akiyama Ben Deignan Ben in thar.. Benjamin Herron Benjamin Streit Bobby Hogan Brandon Woolsey Christopher Becking Claire Tinkler Cody Anderson Cody Cummings Cody Kenyon Cody Marsh Crystal Dan Draper Dan Perdue Danny Crook David Christopher David Witkowski Dentist the menace Diana Morton Dionne Enoch Doug C Dusty Baker Eric Tobey Felicity Black Gillian Neale Ginger Levesque Greg Salazar Gunt Squad Gary J Garcia Jamaica Taylor James Briscoe James Hunter James Schneider Jameson Flood Jayme Sta Jeffrey Lusero Jeremy Siddens Jeremy Weiner Joakim Joaquin Rodriguez Joe Dunn Joel Henson Joey Piemonte John Kutch Johnathan Jensen Jon Blowers Jon Ross Jordan Josh Nemeyer Joy Hammonds Justin Doerr Justin L justin marcoux Kaylyn Dudich Kennedy Kenton call Kevin Best Kirk Cahill Kyle Baker Lacey Ann Lawrence Abinosa Lea Rashka Leighton Fields Madeline Matthews Mandy Picke'l Marisa Bruno Matt Nichols Meaghan Lewis Mike Mikocic Mike Nucci Mike Poe Mona McCune Nick Roma Noah Bissell NYCWendy1 OK Qie Jenkins Ranger Rick Robyn Tatu Rohail Ryan Hawkins Sagar Jha Sean Scott Shane Pacheco Shona MacArthur Stephen Trottier Suzanne O'Reilly Taryn Feingold Theo Wren Thomas Adair Tim Greener Timothy Eyerman Tito Liebowitz Todd Ekkebus Tom Cook Tom Kostya Tugzy Mills Vanessa Amaya Victor I tuck back and sit down to pee Johnson II Vince Gonsalves Vlog Master William Reid Peters Yvonne Zeke Harris

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0:00.0	today's episode is brought to you by gray block pizza gray block pizza 18
0:05.2	eleven pico boulevard in Los Angeles on the way to the beach gray block get
0:11.4	that hitter get it for yourselves get it for somebody else how's your fantasy
0:17.2	squad doing huh how's your team dude you got sterling sharp ha ha that dude
0:24.6	ain't getting it done bro what's some other people that aren't aren't you got
0:28.7	sterling sharp you got um how is somebody not named mustard I feel like I feel
0:36.4	like there has to be an NFL player named mustard at some point we'll look that
0:44.0	up NFL mustard man no well male player
0:53.4	NFL mustard Chad mustard he was a tight-end boy he was signed by the Omaha beef as a
1:04.1	free agent in 2003 he played college football and college basketball in North
1:12.3	Dakota oh Chad mustard dang it's got any more than that oh well you got to
1:23.8	respect that boy um fantasy teams yeah my team is doing well decent all right is
1:35.8	there any you think is there any bigger fantasy team than um then human beings you
1:43.0	think then humanity is there any bigger is there any bigger is there any bigger you
1:57.0	know the powers above putting us in here put slotness in here here trying this
2:05.4	trying that this wild times you know the times are getting thick especially
2:16.8	oh yeah nature's just getting real thick right now you could taste it in the air if
2:25.9	you even just just lick the air a little do it nobody will see you and if they do I'll
2:36.4	tell you this if they see you do it they're gonna do it they're gonna think something's going on
2:42.4	try it lick the air once or twice now taste it in your mouth something's happening
2:55.0	the air's getting thick we're all on a fantasy team I don't know what's going on
3:02.6	sometimes it's wild I think it's that time of year you know it's talking about it last week and it's just
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