Pyramid Scheme | This Past Weekend #240

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2019

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts http://bit.ly/ThisPastWeekend_ Thank you to Brian Johnson for his Theo-Lanterns https://instagram.com/BrianJohnsonStudio ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- New Merch https://theovonstore.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This episode is brought to you by My Bookie Visit https://MyBookie.ag and use promo code THEO to double your first deposit Skillshare Visit https://Skillshare.com/TheoVon to receive 2 months of unlimted classes for free ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Video Hotline Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Halloween Music provided Epidemic Sound https://www.epidemicsound.com/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Patreon Gunt Squad Name Aaron Rasche Adam White Alaskan Rock Vodka Alex Bmayer Alex Hitchins Alex Person Alex Petralia Alex Wang Alexa harvey Andrew Valish Angelo Raygun Annmarie Reilly Anthony Holcombe Ashley Konicki Audrey Hodge Ayako Akiyama Ben Deignan Ben in thar.. Benjamin Herron Benjamin Streit Bobby Hogan Brandon Woolsey Christopher Becking Claire Tinkler Cody Anderson Cody Cummings Cody Kenyon Cody Marsh Crystal Dan Draper Dan Perdue Danny Crook David Christopher David Witkowski Dentist the menace Diana Morton Dionne Enoch Doug C Dusty Baker Eric Tobey Felicity Black Gillian Neale Ginger Levesque Greg Salazar Gunt Squad Gary J Garcia Jamaica Taylor James Briscoe James Hunter James Schneider Jameson Flood Jayme Sta Jeffrey Lusero Jeremy Siddens Jeremy Weiner Joakim Joaquin Rodriguez Joe Dunn Joel Henson Joey Piemonte John Kutch Johnathan Jensen Jon Blowers Jon Ross Jordan Josh Nemeyer Joy Hammonds Justin Doerr Justin L justin marcoux Kaylyn Dudich Kennedy Kenton call Kevin Best Kirk Cahill Kyle Baker Lacey Ann Lawrence Abinosa Lea Rashka Leighton Fields Madeline Matthews Mandy Picke'l Marisa Bruno Matt Nichols Meaghan Lewis Mike Mikocic Mike Nucci Mike Poe Mona McCune Nick Roma Noah Bissell NYCWendy1 OK Qie Jenkins Ranger Rick Robyn Tatu Rohail Ryan Hawkins Sagar Jha Sean Scott Shane Pacheco Shona MacArthur Stephen Trottier Suzanne O'Reilly Taryn Feingold Theo Wren Thomas Adair Tim Greener Timothy Eyerman Tito Liebowitz Todd Ekkebus Tom Cook Tom Kostya Tugzy Mills Vanessa Amaya Victor I tuck back and sit down to pee Johnson II Vince Gonsalves Vlog Master William Reid Peters Yvonne Zeke Harris

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0:00.0	You feel me, baby? I ain't no one-time line, baby. You know it. I'm that
0:06.6	cinnamon lemon, daddy. I'm staying seasoning. You know, I'm staying
0:11.1	seasonal, so. Welcome. Very spooky. What was that? Oh, that was my stepmother. Oh,
0:32.4	what was that? Dude, that was an ant with an axe. Oh, oh, oh. Wouldn't that be scary
0:43.1	dude if ants had a bunch of ants with like little bitty axes, you know, and they
0:47.0	were just like, we want crumbs. It's Halloween. It's the time, baby. What's that? Oh,
1:00.1	that's just a cauldron. That's a cauldron, bro. And we had a guy at our school
1:05.4	named cauldron Patterson. Young urban felon. Beautiful guy. I did a lot of art.
1:13.1	Not art, but he painted like houses and stuff like that. He ended up getting
1:16.7	an into house painting. Happy Halloween. Let's go.
1:46.7	Somebody's getting slapped. You notice that? You can hear it's like a cool beep,
1:52.4	but then somebody gets slapped every couple seconds. Right there. Damn, they beat
2:00.3	in that person. Oh, oh, bitch, go. Oh, that's kind of, oh, man. They'll slap a damn
2:12.6	jaw breaker out of your mouth right there. That thing. That's the werewolf dance by
2:18.5	Martin Landhaw. And that is, and we've all heard that sound. That beat. That's, that's,
2:27.1	that sounds scary, but also a little bit of domestic dispute kind of tickled in
2:33.3	there with the slappy. Ooh, let's stay haunty today.
2:37.7	That sounds a little like a dexter, like dexter is going to do some Halloween. And, you
3:05.0	know, maybe listen. Little dextery right there. Little trick or trauma with dexter. Can
3:21.1	you imagine if dexter showed up at your door? Dude, I would, it wouldn't be good. What
3:30.2	are you going to give him, dude? You're going to have to give him your soul, because that's
3:34.2	what he's going to get. Dude, dexter was such a good show. How good was dexter? And then
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