T-B-T-L, the finest street legal podcast you can get outside of Mexico that's not poisonous.

We're Moms on the Net.

We became Moms on the Net because there are so many resources available on the Internet for Moms and their families.

The Net is exciting.

So when it's time for the real action, we surf.

Surf the Net.

Learn with us as we ride the wave of information called the Internet.

Okay, so what the heck's been at?

WWW.This and WWW.That.

Let's WWW.Explain it.

If you guessed the original cast of the television show Alf, you were wrong.

However, if you guessed the original cast of the podcast two beautiful to live, you're exactly right.

Welcome everybody to a very special Tuesday afternoon edition of the show that's probably two beautiful to live.

It's episode 471 in a collector's series.

My name is Luke Burbank, your host.

Could not be more excited to be back in the friendly confines of Burbank Studios broadcasting live to you via T-B-T-L.

.net.

We have an exciting, exciting show in store for you.

Hi, I'm Luke Fomsuzzi coming tonight on T-B-T-L.

We've got a second-ever proclamation, or you could say the second-ever bestowing of the T-B-T-L.

The dubious T-B-T-L Waste of Skin Award.

You are a waste of skin.

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