January 25, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2008

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the Show

TBTL is Mystery Solvers: Interview with MRirian

Transcript

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0:00.0	Make money.
0:01.6	Drunk people are so meta.
0:04.4	Hello, my wife's 146, boy.
0:06.7	Nobody buys me.
0:08.3	Nobody buys me.
0:10.3	It's a Michael Duprege.
0:12.5	Strange, quirky, revealing, and in some cases, totally false.
0:19.3	We may need emergency surgery in the studio.
0:25.5	Hi, baby day, the queen's ride.
0:28.0	I drink your milkshake.
0:33.0	Well, TG-I-T-B-T-L.
0:37.8	Yes, this is the show that was recently expelled from Pencey Prep
0:42.8	for being too beautiful to live.
0:45.0	I'm Luke Burbank, your host.
0:45.9	Just call me Holden Coffield, weighing in at 188 pounds.
0:50.2	That is down three pounds from yesterday.
0:53.8	That tussle with straddle at a really burned off the calories
0:57.0	plus almost falling on those peanut shells on the stairs
0:59.6	where I damn near-brook my crazy neck.
1:02.6	Jen Andrews, my Jane Gallagher.
1:04.3	You know, we spent that summer before school together.
1:07.0	And then you go on a date with word-freaking straddle
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