January 23, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2008

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the Show: DDay or Luke, you decide

TBTL is Mystery Solvers

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0:00.0	This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank, a new stock 710, Cairo.
0:10.0	I drink your milkshake.
0:18.0	Nobody buys me, nobody buys me either.
0:23.0	I'm levitating.
0:24.0	What the f?
0:25.0	I feel warm and I'm levitating.
0:27.0	What the f?
0:29.0	I think it's a mating call of the South Valley Nargo Wing.
0:33.0	We may need emergency surgery in the studio.
0:43.0	Let me just bring you guys up to speed.
0:47.0	Nearly three weeks ago, our crack commando unit was sentenced to do nighttime AM radio by a military court.
0:53.0	This for a crime we didn't commit.
0:56.0	We promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Seattle Underground.
1:00.0	Today still wanted by the government we survive as soldiers of fortune.
1:04.0	If you have a problem, if no one else can help and if you think you can find us, maybe you can hire.
1:14.0	The TBL team.
1:15.0	I'm your leader, Luke Burbank, you can call me Hannibal.
1:18.0	Wing it at 189.5 pounds just before the show.
1:22.0	Yes, that is down four pounds from yesterday.
1:26.0	And yes, I do love it when a plan comes together.
1:29.0	Jen Andrews, TBL's white, female, B.A. Barakas.
1:33.0	I noticed you really had your nose to the grindstone today, pitting all kinds of fools.
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