This is TBTL, with Luke Burbank, on NewsTalk 710, Cairo.

When I shuffle off from this mortal coil, there's one flooring-related song I went

to play to my funeral. I'd like it to be a priceless granite.

I mean, that's regal. That is just, that is, that's, that's a number one class all

the way. General, will you do that for me? Will you see to that please? That at my

funeral, if they play one granite-related song, it's not flooring.

Well, I'm just thinking that you're, we could do a whole thing of your drops and

that could be like the final one, all the drops that you played during the show.

Yeah, it's so classy, it's so unbelievably classy.

Well, to care that much.

I mean, there's a harp in there. Did you hear that harp trilling in the background?

It's a nice, nice, practically angelic.

Oh, yeah.

That's wonderful, wonderful stuff. Also, will you play that hemorrhoid commercial at my funeral too?

It's maybe what I die from. This is TBTL on News Talk 710 with Kyra.

That's right. Our website is TBTL.net and we're, it's kind of working, I think.

I think you can go there. I think you can send messages to us. We may or may not be able to get them,

but don't let it damp in your spirits, please, as you pursue our, our website again, which is TBTL.net.

You're listening to News Talk 710. Kyra, I'm Luke Burbank, and one of the things that faithful listeners of this show

who've been listening for all 12 episodes know is that TBTL is mystery solvers.

And this week the mystery is involving a young lady and her YouTube antics.

And I have looked at plenty of YouTube in my day and thought I had seen it all.

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