Coming up at the program, a fast food worker gets caught with his fingers between his butt crack,

leaving fast food customers in disbelief.

Board certified plastic surgeon Dr. Chenaby on the program,

do big boobs really lead to a better life?

A scorned wife zap cheating husband with a taser.

Ha ha!

And do you know what a trad wife is?

Probably not.

But find out, that's all coming up.

Ah.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention attention please.

The show starts in five, four, three,

three, two, one.

Good morning class.

Say hello to Billy Madison. Hello Billy Madison.

Billy Madison.

You want me to take my shirt off on you?

No, thank you.

Okay, David.

Yes, Billy Madison, show is on.

I have some audio, cold play. I hate that band. I'll tell you why, not because their music sucks,

but because we used to work at a radio station at Dallas and they made me play it every five minutes and they would rather me play a cold play song than talk on the radio so I have forever hated cold play.

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