Hey coming up on the program today, do you got a partner that's always trying to touch you,

Grop you, you know what I mean? We'll be taking your cause on that. There was an epic

fart on television. I mean this woman lifted her butt cheek, squeezed out a doozy. Isn't that good old story where the

husband finds out that he's not the biological father of his children, I love them stories.

Oh, that's all coming up.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please?

The show starts in five, four, three, two, one.

Good morning class.

Say hello to Billy Madison. Hello Billy Madison.

You want me take my shirt off on you?

No, thank you.

Okay, David.

Yes, Billy Madison, Joe is on.

You are one hour away, less than an hour away actually from a deadbeat dad call.

It's brand new. We'll be playing that. Of course, unless you're

listening yesterday, then it's not brand new. But if you're just

listening today because you celebrated a holiday and to go to work and you didn't

listen to it like a jackass, then it's a brand new one right so enjoy a lot of people

were off yesterday yeah which is so rude we were at work you should have got your

ass up said Alexa Billy Madison Joe yeah got your

got your ass up.

nothing makes me more mad than that.

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