Hey coming up in the program I apparently gas bumps are a sexist

Pretty funny won't fit in their hand. They've located the original

Rain above it. You know that's the lady that like chopped off her husband's weener.

Man claims that his dad cooked his flashlight sex toy

and we got a brand new Debbie Dick call.

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Good morning class.

Say hello to Billy Madison.

Hello Billy Madison.

You want me to take my shirt off for you?

No, thank you.

Okay, thank you. All right, there's like an incident going on right now with Antonio Brown.

Now some of you might go, I don't know who the hell that is, why do I care?

He was on the Patriots, the Raiders, and the Steelers, she was a a wide receiver many said he was the best yeah he was phenomenal and a hell of the he's had a run now

he's been accused of all sorts of stuff, kicked off teams, and now is he buried in his house, armed and dangerous, and there's an arrest warrant for him?

Yeah, yeah, there is. It's, the story just gets crazy. And honestly honestly it all started at the beginning of the

football season with his helmet.

He did remember when he was like I'm not come I'm not playing because my helmet

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