January 18, 2011

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2011

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

TBTL explores LBJ's Bunghole, workplace bathroom etiquette, and Luke's place on the list of Famous Albanians (in that order).

Transcript

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0:00.0	Can you put your hand, close your face, please?
0:02.9	I'm sorry, Nakawa.
0:04.2	Can you pick your hand, close your face, close your face.
0:08.8	I don't get that close to the glass.
0:10.2	I'm gonna tell him on the floor, you know.
0:11.9	How's this?
0:13.8	Yes.
0:14.9	You wanna whiskey?
0:16.8	This is not whiskey.
0:17.8	This is iced tea.
0:18.6	If you gave me a real whiskey,
0:20.5	I need mysterious face.
0:22.5	Tension is mysterious.
0:23.9	Mysterious?
0:24.6	I think I know what you want.
0:26.0	You want this, right?
0:27.5	I need more mysterious.
0:29.1	And more mysterious.
0:31.2	Yeah, I'll just try to think where the hell's a whiskey.
0:33.9	T-B-T-L.
0:42.1	Well, here the hell is the T-B-T-L.
0:43.8	So that's one mystery solved on this Tuesday.
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