January 17, 2008 – Part 1
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
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🗓️ 17 January 2008
⏱️ 34 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank, a news talk 710, Cairo. |
| 0:09.0 | I'm just doing karate and trying to get females pregnant. |
| 0:12.0 | Strange, quirky, revealing, and you know in some cases totally false. |
| 0:20.0 | Man, it is nasty out there. |
| 0:22.0 | What a fun sexy time for you. |
| 0:24.0 | You know what? |
| 0:25.0 | I'm just going to say it. |
| 0:26.0 | Let's get physical. |
| 0:27.0 | Hi! |
| 0:29.0 | Hello! |
| 0:31.0 | And hello to you. |
| 0:33.0 | Welcome to this Thursday night edition of TBTL, the show that manifests all the telltale signs of being too beautiful to live. |
| 0:41.0 | I'm Luke Burbank, but you can call me Jack Donnegey. |
| 0:45.0 | Weighing in tonight at a disappointing 189 pounds. |
| 0:51.0 | That's up 4 pounds from yesterday. |
| 0:55.0 | Too many glasses of Donnegey estate sparkling wine at lunch today, I'm sure. |
| 1:00.0 | Liz Lemon, I want you to take some money and I want you to go shopping preferably at a woman's clothing store. |
| 1:07.0 | Okay. |
| 1:08.0 | First though. |
| 1:09.0 | What are you weighing in at? |
| 1:10.0 | 133. |
| 1:11.0 | That's up or down? |
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