It's me again. Can you believe this? This 2008 Spatscar is mine. It couldn't have

been any easier. I found it online at tbtl.net. I arrived at Burbank Studios and

within 15 minutes I was signing papers and driving this baby to Dix. Me. The

walking credit risk that some banks call me. Now I'm driving this Spatscar.

Everyone at work is jealous of me and they say, Shira, how can you afford

Spatscar on your salary? I just say it's tbtl.net.

As you might expect from a direct kick to the peanut. Welcome everybody to a

Wednesday afternoon edition of tbtl. The show that's probably too beautiful to live.

That's the great experiment. I'm your host, the Luke Burbank Wayne in 189 hounds. This

is episode 477 in a collector series. That's right, episode number 477. We made it

a four yeses and one hell yeah. I think that one was from Tric, but we'll never

know. Thank you so much for joining us on this Wednesday. We've got quite an

interesting show in a store for you. A tremendously powerful and devastating

earthquake has rocked the island nation of Haiti. We'll tell you what's going on

there and also tell you what you can do to help out. It's incredibly convenient to give

some money to a worthy cause. It's going to help people there. We'll get into that in

a matter of moments. Also Simon Cowell as an outstanding leaving American Idol. Is this

something you should really care about and powers from the venerable Los Angeles Times

as yes. She says Simon Cowell has actually changed how we think about pop music in this

country. She will join us in just a few minutes to further elaborate on that theory.

And Canada's second oldest magazine is being forced to change its name. I will send you

the finest lubrication agent made by the sweat of 17 hardworking Canadian beavers.

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