January 11, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2010

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Sean reports on his reality show tryout, Vanessa checks in with a new diet craze that involves crawling around on all fours in Manhattan, and Luke gets a listener tip that might snag him a replacement iPhone (for the one he stupidly lost after 4 days of having it.)

Transcript

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0:00.0	You should.
0:04.2	Hey girl.
0:13.0	What is up?
0:16.3	Just got in.
0:17.3	What's your name?
0:18.3	That's a bunch.
0:19.3	Just back it on this cookie dough and watching Boston Legal.
0:20.3	That's cool.
0:21.3	I was thinking maybe if you wanted to, you could come over.
0:23.3	Hold up!
0:24.3	Is that the friggin' booty call?!
0:27.3	Yeah.
0:28.3	I guess it is.
0:29.3	Scandosis, but it fully works out because I'm super horny.
0:33.0	What are you wearing?
0:34.3	You tell me first.
0:35.3	Oh, you mean over the diaper?
0:37.3	Well, I mainly got this sweet red shirt.
0:40.3	Pretty loose fit because my nipples are just shredded from breading.
0:43.3	That's flat.
0:44.3	So I know it's a little crazy, but do you want to meet up?
0:48.3	Heck yeah, girl.
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