This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank on NewsTalk 710 Cairo.

You know what? I'm just going to say it. Let's get physical.

Nobody buys me. Nobody buys me.

That's Helijanky. Hello!

It's Christmas in January. That's right, TBTL is rounding out its first full week of programming awesomeness.

This is too beautiful to live, the show that based on what we're hearing from our sources deep inside the CIA,

maybe on the US's watch list of things that are too beautiful to live.

I'm Luke Burbank. Think of me as the Gandalf of this mission, and no, I will not let Sauron have his way with you.

Pre-show weight 188.5 up a half pound from yesterday.

Tomato bisque soup at the volunteer park cafe. You really are the silent waistline killer.

Jen Andrews lay it on me.

134 down a half pound.

Don't stop believing.

No.

Hold on to that feeling.

Sean Dittori got paid last night, and that means two things were him food and booze.

How low in the water is your boat riding?

My boat is riding at a steady 147.

Mm-hmm. Lower the boom, raise the mishand-mast. We're paying for your drink tonight, Sean.

Please.

Boy, we are celebrating our first week of shows tonight, and I'm happy to announce that we're passing the savings on to you.

The faithful news talk, 710 Cairo listeners.

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