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Smith and Sniff

Body like an old 911 Turbo

Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

The Grand Tour, Road Trips, Leisure, Comedy, 5th Gear, Automotive, Top Gear, Improv, Cars

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Jonny is worried he has the physique of a 1970s Porsche and Richard has spotted a flute shop. Also in this episode, free Audi gloves, extremely lavish press trips, Rod Stewart's terrible new material, very smooth American cars of the '90s, large Dane Bowers bodywarmers, Steve Lamacq's peanut diet, East 17-spec jackets, the size of road signs, buying the old B ISTO ARS lettering, and what the merry heck is going on with the BMW XM?



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0:00.0

One day, you'll realise it's time to switch things up.

0:03.6

Oh, look at that queue.

0:05.5

Max Card Member Entrance, instead.

0:07.8

Er, yes, please.

0:09.6

American Express. Don't live life without it.

0:13.4

Example product, preferred reward score, credit card representative APR 74.2%

0:17.4

variable at subject to status, 18-plus, decency supply.

0:23.2

I'm Richard Porter. I'm Jordy Smith.

0:25.4

And this is Smith & Smith for podcasting which two friends talk about cars,

0:28.6

and this week the size of road signs.

0:35.2

Let's do a sick clap on camera a couple of days ago, and it was minus one.

0:40.2

Oh. And I didn't want to wear gloves to make it look like it was so obviously,

0:44.4

brass monkeys. But again, it was, I felt like such a purse.

0:48.9

I did it, and then realised I'd sort of hurt my hands after clapping.

0:55.6

A clapping injury.

0:57.2

Yeah, but like, it wasn't even a strong clap.

1:00.0

I just, I feel like if I'd been in a film set, Tom Hardy would have just walked in

1:04.5

and punched me, cleaning the face. You know, when your face is really cold,

1:07.5

so a punch would have hurt three times more than a normal punch.

1:11.2

Yeah. And then I would have had to have taken the day off,

1:13.9

because my face hurt so much.

1:16.0

I was like, weak idiot.

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