Hello, welcome back to another episode of the casual criminalist.

As always, hello there, I'm your host Simon Wemissier.

What am I right?

So this case, Matt, thank you, Matthew has written me a script, James Huberty, the massacre

at McDonald's.

Um, yeah, I've never heard of this one, which is unusual.

It sounds like a massacre, that's the, you know, you know, no, god.

I think that even sent me an email being like, brace yourself, boss, this one's gonna be

rough and I, no.

Although, it's quite honest, the episode that I recorded before this, oh, is one on Albert

Fish, who ate children.

So yeah, I'm challenged, accepted, to brace myself, what am I talking about?

Let's just go.

McDonald's, hands down the biggest and most recognizable food chain in the world, hell

in all of modern history, excuse me, KFC, anybody?

No, I know McDonald's is more recognizable, but also KFC is delicious.

I love your chicken.

I love you.

The golden arches have been a sign of comfort and full bellies for close to 100 years.

Anyone else have McDonald's?

And then it's like, yeah, I'm pretty full.

And then like two hours later, I'm hungry again.

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