Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's Show. Kay Rock, we are a Klein Alley Show. I can't believe on this month of all months, Pride Month, Jake is deciding to get into a feud with a lesbian, but that's exactly what's happening, and it's not the lesbian on the show. That's Allie right there, and she'll be answering your burning questions a little bit later this morning, uh, with the return of Lesbianas. People are so excited for Lesbianas, primarily because they like the theme song. What's going on, this June? Which means you guys can play the best song,

your show has ever played, let's be honest.

Lesbie honest.

Let's put our lesbian to their test.

She's the very best.

Yeah, a little bit later on today, if you've got questions for that lesbian right there,

she will answer them.

Yeah, if you want to know about rescue animals or how to properly cock your shower, I can answer all those questions for you. Or maybe you just have never talked to a real life living, breathing lesbian before, and you would like, Allie, to answer any questions you may have about how things work in the house? What happens when they get a spider in the house? Who kills it? Do they wait around for a man? I dealt with a spider last night. They just let the spider live its life in their house. It's your house now, Spider.

We serve you. I'm not sure how it works. Gotta be nice to the animals. So we'll get into that coming up a little bit later this morning. But Jake, for some reason, has decided that this is the month that he is going to feud with a different lesbian. and it's weird because when he was explaining this to us over the weekend, Jake, it sounds

like you guys are competing, you're fighting for the same girl?

We are, yeah.

You versus a lesbian, both fighting for the love of a woman.

Or the attention, affection, or future dates, yeah.

And why do you think you have a chance?

Well, because she was my friend first,

and I took my lesbian friend to a show on Friday,

and this other friend hooked us up with, like, a VIP experience,

and we're both kind of flirting with her throughout the night,

and she was kind of flirting back throughout the night.

And do you know that this girl is open, straight, gay, bye?

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