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And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's show. This is the world famous Shay Rock. All right, good morning. What an hour we have in store for you. Thanks for hanging out, perhaps, your first day list of the show.

Or maybe you've been trying to win over and over and over again, and you've said, if I don't win today, I'm done with these losers. Well, maybe it's your chance right now. We got tickets for you to go see Mumford and Sons Hollywood Ball shows on June 12th, which I remember when Marcus Mumford was sitting right there in this studio, right in that seat right there, and he told us about this show at the bowl. It always feels so far away. June 12th, we probably won't be here then, but enjoy that. And now here we are a few weeks away, and we get you into the show at the bowl, and potentially you end up with your own box right up front plus you

get to meet the band and get a signed banjo that's a real hipster flex so we got that coming up for

you right now call it 20 this hour on the show as well Netflix announced a bunch of new stuff coming

we'll get into a round of Netflix or not flicks to celebrate a brand new month of June let's see how

well you are at the determining real shows versus ones we've made up.

And a bunch of other stuff that we have planned for you this hour as well on K-Rock.

So let's go ahead and start by making someone a winner.

19 disappointed people puts us on a guy named Mark. Mark, good morning.

Yo, Sweet Dibbitts. You are caller 20. All right. Yeah, first in. Let's go. You will be at the Hollywood Bowl, at the very least with some seeds, but potentially end up with even better seats. And so get ready. I don't know how many banjos you currently have in your collection. How many? I have zero, but I'd love to add one. All right. You could get one signed by the band and meet the boys. Hold on. You're the first winner. Another chance coming up at noon on K.Raw. So I've got more evidence that my wife is actually trying to kill me. And she is hiding this all under the guise that she's doing wellness. She's on a wellness.

Not shouldn't use the... Rat poison. It's really good for you. It's organic. Rat poison. You know, she's always doing these new things. Like, I'm going to go work out inside of an infrared sauna. Which I don't know how she knows about these trends because they seem to come and go so quickly. I don't know how she can keep up. All I know is she does them behind my back oftentimes and then occasionally she'll say, hey, you should come do this thing with me. And the three times I've actually gone with her on whatever these dumb things were, every time it's like me struggling for survival, including the whole cold plunge thing that she was going to get into. Well, you've been doing that.

And then you're also doing her Pilates classes with her, aren't you? No, I did it. She does this, this, not the one, she does two different types of Pilates. One of them is inside of a hot room, a sweat box. Where's the gay drop, guys? And she said, Gang. Right. I'm not. I'm not. People are going to hate me.

I love the gays.

Pull that clip too. said. Gang. Right. Right. Thank you. I'm going to hate me. I love the gay so much. But this, she asked me, she goes, hey, I'm going to go do this thing for lymphatic. I don't even know these words. A lymphatic drainage. So I don't even know what she's saying. It means nothing. She might as well as supposed to be speaking in a completely different language.

Yeah.

I'm going to go do this then for lymphatic drainage. Well, apparently, like when you feel puffy. Right. You need the lymphatic drainage to anti-puffy. So I said to her, oh, you're going to take a leak. That's what I thought she meant. lymphatic drainage.

I thought that was like a

like a nice...

Women have lymphatics.

I don't know.

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