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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Ally answers your gay questions

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

0:03.7

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:04.3

And it's convenient. skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly

0:23.2

recommend.

0:24.0

And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day.

0:27.3

And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

0:30.7

Jay Rock, Cline Alley Show.

0:34.4

Five months is here.

0:35.7

Allie is queer, and it's time for us to do another round round of lesbianists. The best part about this is we get to listen to what I believe is the greatest theme song that has not yet made my children cry. And speaking of which... This will probably make my kid cry eventually. This will eventually probably make Allie's kid cry. Omar's themes, the songs always make one of our children's cry,

0:54.6

but this suggestion came through on the goat line a moment ago. I just want to make sure that

0:58.3

Omar doesn't miss up a perfect opportunity to add the sound of Klein's kid crying to the theme

1:05.6

song. It'd be perfect. Yeah, now you can take the new crying and add it to the theme song,

1:10.0

and it would be this vicious theme song

1:11.6

that just keeps getting meaner. But I think most people would agree that the once a year version of Lesbianist is their absolute favorite original song that Omar's ever written for the show. And if you've got any question, you've ever wondered, a burning question that you'd like answered by a living, breathing, flannel-wearing lesbian. and now is the time to call us at 800 520167.

1:10.5

It's Pride Month edition of Lesbian. that you'd like answered by a living, breathing, flannel-wearing lesbian. Now is the time to call us at 800-5-2067.

1:30.3

It's Pride Month edition of Lesbian.

1:31.8

Let's Be Honest.

1:35.0

Let's put our lesbian to the test.

1:37.6

She's the very best.

1:39.6

Uh-oh.

1:40.5

Let's be honest.

1:42.5

You got a question question she'll address.

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