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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Jake's Mustard Sandwich Recipe

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8679 Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley's show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport, especially when there's summer travel plans. It can get expensive at these airports. That's why you got to go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus, you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience.

0:24.4

Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. That is Julia Wolfe. As we are in the middle of a heat wave again, that will continue this week, and we are accepting your nominees for Don't Be a Dick. People in the Heatwave, wave there's some great ones on the text line great ones we've already heard from on the phones and we must give away some tickets right now for someone to chill and cool off in a cabana for four hundred bucks food and beverage of wild rivers water park and irvine will be doing that every day this week to combat the heat and a lot of people pointing out the biggest dicks are the people that will sit around a pool but not go into it. Because there's a million reasons why people will be like, like, clearly that's the solution to the problem. It's a giant hole in the backyard. You're just sitting there baking. Why don't you go in the pool? I saw people in the hot tub this weekend. I was like, what are you doing? You have Death Wish? Leo. on K Rock, good morning. Hey, good morning.

1:11.5

Yeah, my nominee is, this weekend. He's like, what are you doing? You have Death Wish? Leo on K-Rock. Good morning. Hey, good morning.

1:13.5

Yeah, my nominee is those airlines that have you board the plane with the AC off.

1:20.8

And then they got, they get those late comers.

1:25.9

And then you got to wait for everybody to sit down. you got to wait for the instructions, and it just sucks.

1:32.0

That's such a good nomination.

1:33.9

It's a great nomination because the airlines will oftentimes say it's okay.

1:36.7

We told everyone to close the shades, and you go, that does, all that does is not let me see what potentially fresh air looks like.

1:43.8

It also kind of worries me that they're like, we have to turn the AC off and put all the shades down for this all to work out. Right. If you want us to have enough. I can't handle some AC. We have enough juice to get off the ground here in a few moments. It's like, okay. Hey, Leo, listen, there's a lot of nominees. I'd love to continue with this, but we're going to go ahead and say yours is the best

2:02.1

because it's the most recent one reason why we heard, so we'd love to send you to Wild Rivers. Hold on one second. Four tickets in a cabana and a hundred bucks for food and beverage are coming your way, all right? All right. Thank you. That's making my morning. That's right. It's major morning.

2:14.3

That's why we're here.

2:15.0

Thank you for that.

2:15.9

I'll tell you what's going to make your morning.

2:17.3

If you're sitting around thinking to yourself,

2:18.6

what are you going to eat for lunch or dinner,

2:20.1

and you don't want to make your morning if you're sitting around thinking to yourself what are you going to eat for lunch or dinner

2:19.7

and you don't want to go ahead and make your house even hotter by turning on your oven or your pinini

2:25.7

maker you don't need to do any of that because jake has a recipe and listen to this sally the beauty

2:32.4

of a mustard sandwich that you can almost taste a meat,

2:34.8

but a grilled mustard sandwich, LA style, you can almost taste a street.

2:40.3

So Jake is going to show us all how to, where the video we're putting up on our Instagram

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