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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Jake's Crickets

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8679 Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2026

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

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0:24.4

Go to Sandbin! trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer.

0:21.4

See how easy it is.

0:22.3

Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. Kay Rock, we're a Klein Alley Show. Jake, is it true? You got a roommate in the shack? Oh, yeah. Well, it's funny for us, but you don't find it very funny, huh?

0:40.7

It sucks. It's progressively getting worse and worse. Usually it's just crickets at my show. Probably what they're saying, too. Yeah. It's probably with the roommate's in. Your comedy regime? Yeah. Jake, as you know, is the king of the

0:54.3

crickets,

0:54.9

and when he performs

0:55.7

comedy,

0:56.2

it doesn't matter where he

0:56.8

goes. There always is the sound of crickets, which is the universal sign of what is being said is not funny. Yeah, it's wild because one of the first sets that we heard him do, he gave us the audio and we listened to and you can literally hear tons of crickets in the background.

1:10.5

And I guess you were performing outside?

1:13.1

Yeah, that show was outside. the audio when we listen to it and you can literally hear tons of crickets in the background and

1:10.9

I guess you were performing outside yeah that that show was outside he always has a reason why

1:16.1

the crickets are there and the first one it was made a little sense because he's like well the

1:19.5

show was outside so what do you expect then we go all right fine but then we saw him at a bar in

1:24.5

north hollywood that was inside and the crickets were there as well yeah that's because

1:28.7

someone was playing them well well that's particular time remember during the drive-thru where the

1:35.1

guy was oh there was crickets there too I know they follow him around he's like the pie piper yeah you

1:40.7

went to the drive-thru right the new drive-thru expressions confessions. And we also heard crickets there. It's ridiculous. Because I never hear them. Well, Jake claims that he now has crickets that have moved into his shack. They're now. And this is some of the audio that he hears at his house. Oh, my God. And this is inside, inside Jake This is inside this morning

2:02.4

That scratching you here is

2:04.2

Kibby on the rug

2:05.4

I mean trying to kill herself

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