Ally Gets IVF Shot From Gary's Robot Arm (FULL SHOW 7/17)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8 • 679 Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2026

⏱️ 133 minutes

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Summary

This show goes down as one of the top 5 weirdest of all time. Longtime listener one-arm Gary, who's had one arm for 40 years, received a new robot arm from the doctor today and debuted it on our show. It was janky, broken, and apparently cost him $40,000. Regardless, he celebrated by using it to help Ally administer her final IVF shot (she can finally stop her meds this weekend!) It was risky, awkward, and you can get it with the visual on the YouTube live stream We also officially remade Jake's Bumble and Tinder profiles. One was made by Johnny and one made by Ally & Vanessa. They will both be live soon and we'll see which profile gets more matches. Klein uncovered a strange new fashion trend while out to dinner with his wife. She was wearing a 'draping sweater,' aka a sweater that isn't worn, only draped. We also debuted a new game called Odyssey or Audacy? Is it a review for our company, or Christopher Nolan's new epic film The Odyssey? It might just be the easiest game we've ever done...

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0:00.0	About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley's show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport, especially when there's summer travel plans. It can get expensive at these airports. That's why you've got to go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus, you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience.
0:24.4	Go to Sandbin! trip, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is.
0:22.3	Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport.
0:26.6	Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show.
0:30.1	Hey, what's going on, Glenn and Ali? Are you ready?
0:34.3	Hello, Klein and Allie, you little bitch.
0:41.3	Clining Allie, it's just okay just don't like thanks bawley you that's good morning everybody
0:45.3	hey what up clarnelli
0:47.3	whoa sweet david steak did you see that
0:49.3	be the client alley show let's get the still shouted
0:53.3	the show started The show started.
0:56.4	The show started.
0:57.7	We are live in Los Angeles.
1:00.0	Three, two, one.
1:03.3	And here we go.
1:07.3	The panties.
1:09.2	You ruined my hole.
1:10.4	This is Aria.
1:12.1	Gay.
1:13.3	Eggs.
1:14.2	Okay, Dinah.
1:16.4	It's not about that Monday, Tuesday.
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