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This is the world famous K. Rock. Summer hours. Welcome to just after 10 o'clock on a Monday morning. We are Klein

Lally Show and this is K. Rock. I'm in recovery mode from Vegas, but obviously everyone

who is watching World Cup recovery mode from all of the excitement that was that. And now we

will never think of it or speak of it again for the next four years. I'm going to be sad. Vanessa gave us a long diatribe yesterday about how the only thing ruining football or soccer, as we call it, is Americans. And that it's a beautiful thing. I read your little, you gave us this hate? You guys got that too or just me? She sent us some hate. It's funny that she loves the World Cup so much because I feel like it's made her so mean.

Mean Vanessa.

I'm acting like the boys act when they watch any type of sport.

Why'd you do that, man?

Once every four years, we get mean Vanessa.

She comes every four years.

And she's all aggressive and mean and emotional and anyway grab some m&Ms out

of my lady drawer so if you need those to calm down well she also was watching while extremely

hung over so i think that affected her ability to watch yeah if you're getting drunk out in public

your job is still record everything you do you understand that i don't like when you're out there

drinking and you're not recording that's not fair for the rest of us. This hour on the show, we'll do an AMA with a lifeguard. Lifeguards are a lot more than just sitting in that chair, twirling that whistle. Looking pretty. That's part of it, yes. But these days, especially with everything that's been going on on beaches and riptides and currents, they've been stepping up. and we're going to do an AMA with a legitimate lifeguard, ask every question we've ever wanted to know.

Like, do all the lifeguards bang each other that probably happens do they not do mouth to mouth on ugly people right these are all questions for thinking right i'm sure they don't do mouth to mouth on ugly people so all you're dead ago so all the people who have died and being swept away, they were all just ugly.

They probably do Heimlich on the Uggos and do mouth-to-mouth on the ones that are hot, I would imagine. Or they get like a rookie lifeguard? Yeah. Like hazing. You have to drink first. Come on, you kiss her. Come on. I got to get four shots down before I can do mouth-to-mouth on this hugo. Anyway, we'll find out a little bit later this hour.

It'll be AMA with a lifeguard.

Johnny doesn't know could score you some tickets so that you can go to this festival. It's happening in Santa Monica in September. You'll be seeing the killers and Jack White and Sublime and many others. That full lineup is listed at K Rock and on the socials. So we will get you into there as well. I just want to let you know, Ali, on the goat line. There's a variety of messages from things that happened last week on the show. I guess we'll start with this. This is someone that is convinced that that dentist that I was going to go to. The one that I met with at 5 in the morning is not an actual dentist. And I know a lot of people think that way. This person's gonna try to help my snoring. But listen to this call. Hey, this message is for Klein. So my neighbor is actually a dentist. And I asked him, what's the earliest time that you ever go into the office? And he was like, about like eight, nine o'clock. I'm like, have you ever gone into the office at like three o'clock in the morning?

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