Jack Moore / Matt McCarthy

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2017

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! How are your New Year’s resolutions holding up? Still staying off social media? We hope so! Feeling like you need to do something? We have some tips for people in blue states/districts who don’t feel like they can do anything. On Chunch Chat, WE HAVE NEW BANCHUNCH NEWS! We have a new Banchunch pic! Martha has blessed us with a sighting of our favorite Fell pony. On Wiki of the Week, we read the page for “Telling the Bees,” a traditional European custom in which bees would be told of important events in their keepers’ lives. Bees get really mad when they’re not updated. We welcome Jack Moore, who tells us an INSANE story about his time spent as an Uber/Lyft driver. On Expert Hour, fake news expert Duane Reade joins us to discuss a very contentious and confusing topic. Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Jack Moore Matt McCarthy

Transcript

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses.
0:15.0	We know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses.
0:19.0	We know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses.
0:22.0	We know everything. baby geniuses. We know everything baby geniuses.
0:24.5	Tell us something we don't know.
0:25.9	All right. Hello.
0:26.9	Hello babies. Welcome to baby geniuses. I'm Emily's friend.
0:31.5	I'm Emily's friend. I call Lisa and ask her if she's my friend on the phone all the time.
0:41.0	Every day.
0:42.0	Every day. At like 7 a.m. a little intense. How do you expect me to get out of bed
0:47.4	otherwise? Oh my God I not to be the most annoying person in the world, but I've been like working at 8 a.m.
0:56.0	recently, which means I have to get up at six, which I know a lot of people have to do that all the time,
1:01.0	but I've had to do it for a week, and I'm very upset about it.
1:04.0	Oh my God that's terrible.
1:05.0	I don't like it.
1:07.0	I've been going into work at like 11 a lot lately
1:10.0	which I might ask the good stuff.
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