David Gborie / Nick Vatterott

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2017

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Today, we’re doing one of my favorite segments. We answer your questions via Twitter! Tune in to find out what Lisa considers a “gastric burden!” On Chunch Chat, we learn about Martha’s twenty new pigeons. They have really fun names and might taste good. Don’t @ me. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for “Kappa (Folklore),” a legendary Japanese creature. Stay out of the water if you don’t want to get impregnated with a monster child! Or, don’t worry so much because they’re easily fooled. We welcome David Gborie, who waxes poetic about his favorite album, Madonna’s 1990 greatest hits album The Immaculate Collection. On Expert Hour, trend expert Ned Svending joins us to discuss how 2017 is going to be the trendiest year yet. Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt David Gborie Nick Vatterott

Transcript

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:13.0	Baby geniuses.
0:15.0	We know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses.
0:19.0	We know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses.
0:22.0	We know everything. Baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.1	Hello babies came in late
0:32.1	Welcome to baby geniuses. I'm Emily. I'm Lisa. Welcome to our show. You came
0:36.4	in late just like your period. I was just telling Emily that I my period was
0:40.7	super late but then it came super hard during the women's march.
0:43.7	Which it like felt really appropriate.
0:45.9	I was like, thank God.
0:47.9	Free bleeding.
0:49.9	Whoa!
0:50.9	Yeah, we got to find the little things to be grateful for, yeah, these days. I have talked
0:59.7	about this on the show, but I don't really bleed anymore because I have an IUD but I do still get my
1:05.1	period emotionally and I just never know when.
1:07.7	Oh seriously so you go through the like PMS?
1:10.7	I still like the emotional cycles and stuff.
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