Right, home from work, walk the dog, kids are back.

Mom!

Up the stairs for something.

Ugh, back down, no idea what I went up for.

Mom, what's for dinner?

Chop, sizzle, done.

Hello, fresh, can't slow life down, but it makes bringing everyone together around the table a whole lot easier.

So its phones down, forks up.

Hello, Fresh. Bring back dinner time.

Welcome to Rachel uncensored.

One of the few places on the internet that you can find an uncensored

version of me. Hello, I'm Rachel and welcome back to another episode. As I'm talking,

I feel a booger vibrating in my left nostril. Hold on. I couldn't get it, but I moved it.

Have you ever had that? I haven't spoken all morning.

It's been just me. It's pretty early. We got home from bagels last night. Abby's still not awake.

And I've been going about my normal day. I've done the things where I'm like, Snoop, please, you know, move.

You know, come here eh, you know,

come here, time for breakfast. But I haven't had a full on conversation at full volume. And I can't be the only person that's ever felt the vibration of a booger. There's no way. Anyway,

sorry about that. Starting off on a really gross foot, but that's fine.

How's everybody doing?

Me, I'll tell you, a little housekeeping, just got back from Vegas late last night.

And also, oh my gosh, I'm just remembering.

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