It's Time For Us To Name The Negative Voices In Our Head!

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🗓️ 10 August 2023

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Do you deal with negative self talk? Bert has the perfect way to confront that little voice in your head. Name it and give it a REALLY douchey name. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Listen, it's the bird show.
0:02.0	Well, I think you and I have the kind of relationship where we can be honest with each other.
0:07.0	We do.
0:09.0	Do you want to be honest on air or off air?
0:12.0	Certainly on the air.
0:13.0	Okay, of course.
0:15.0	What I do now.
0:16.0	We got a little bit of beef with you, man.
0:18.0	Oh, man.
0:19.0	Didn't use to bother me, but I think now that we've been working with each other long enough and we can be authentic with each other.
0:26.0	I think I can go here.
0:28.0	It's annoying me that you consistently use the lower urinal.
0:33.0	Excuse me.
0:35.0	Yeah.
0:36.0	We got two urinals in the men's room.
0:42.0	I know.
0:43.0	And I know this because you all got us those contractions where women can pee standing up to go camping.
0:50.0	Yeah.
0:51.0	So we went into the men's restroom to use, we used urinals for the first time.
0:56.0	It was very exciting.
0:57.0	And I noticed that one, there's one that's elevated and one that's lower.
1:01.0	So Mo and I for whatever reason are on the same pee schedule.
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