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Hello everybody. I am currently, well, I'm pre-recording this not to break the fourth wall, but

I'm currently in Chicago at Lala Paloza, but you know, being the workhorse that never, ever quits,

I am giving you guys a bonus episode this month. So, I'm good. I'm actually just recording my

podcast right now. Would you like to say hi? Oh, fuck. What do you, do you want to tell me what you

think about people who peak in high school? Oh, sure, that everyone does. I really think that

everybody peaked in high school and then we are the exception, not the rule. Do you think so?

Yeah, 100%. I feel like everyone has like gotten balled and not in a good way speaking from

somebody who is bald. Like I just feel like everyone has gotten more horizontal. It should,

I like the horizontal vertical analogy. I really see what you're saying there. Max is bald. Everyone

should know that. Yeah. Well, thank you so much for your beautiful intel. I think it's probably

delusional and not true, but I appreciate that. I mean, our foreheads have never looked better.

I definitely would love to go back in time. Oh, my God. And you know what else I wanted to talk

about on this podcast? By the way, I'm completely recording you, so don't sue me. I wanted to

reminisce because it's summertime and you know how baby gets during the summers. She does, yes.

Like it's a real thing. I started feeling nostalgic. No, fucking don't worry, don't worry. I started

feeling nostalgic the other day because I was telling my producer, Michelle, about how me and you were

camp counselors. And like every once in a while when that Santa Anna wind hits, I started thinking

about like the plethora of children I lost and the fact that we worked at a summer camp that

let us take children to a water park. And like I don't get in the pool. I'm not a swimmer. I'm not

a swimmer kind of gal because my hair and everything. And I would just like let those fuckers go into

the way. Well, I'm like, meet me back at three. Don't die. Yeah. I don't trust myself now with kids. So

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