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And now, here with the Armageddon Update, Christopher Titus and me.

I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon Update.

And I got to be honest, it's not going to be okay.

I know that's not what any of us want to hear, but it's not going to be okay. If it was always going to be okay, there'd be no divorce, war, famine, AIDS, cancer, death, the movie Cats, or Donald Trump. So to be clear, it's not always going to be okay. However, you will get through it. Either you'll come out the other side stronger and better or you fall for bankruptcy go on chemo die or become homeless

and find a nice spot to get some it. Either you'll come out the other side stronger and better, or you file for bankruptcy, go on

chemo, die, or become homeless and find a nice spot to get some so much needed rest after this

hell on earth that this life is. After a 13-year divorce, all my money being given to lawyers,

losing the house, having my kids' Mamchurian candidated to the point where they thought I was

the Joker, I have come to realize some things. I realize I can make it through anything. And so can you. It's not going to be okay, but you're going to make it through. This holiday season, you do know that it may be hard, it may be lonely, or it may be overcrowded with relatives that smell like the cheese plate. They brought us an appetizer, but you will get

through it. You know, we need to see our families once a year to remember why we only see our

families once a year. Currently, we are all dealing with the problems we all deal with. Taxes, death,

sickness, hang nails, dry skin, toe fungus, depression, and schizophrenia. And schizophrenia. I said that for both voices in your head.

My last 15 years have been a constant barrage of lawyers, liars, litigants, and lame-ass

reasons for trying to take my kids and my money, but you got to keep going. And because of you

not giving up, life becomes this amazing string of victories. I mean, I'm broken alone, but I'm

victorious because I made it through it. So don't worry about the shit that happens. It's going to

happen. And even worse, never worry about the shit that might happen. How stupid is that? I mean,

you're actually worried about an imaginary thing that you made up in your own head? Well,

that's like giving yourself a

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