It's Not About Winning - A Funny Story for Kids
LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids
Kyle MacKenzie
4.6 • 983 Ratings
🗓️ 30 March 2026
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
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In the sleepy town of Mountainburger, winning and losing don’t exist. The parents have made sure of it. Losing leads to crying, and who wants to deal with that? But when some kids are challenged to a game of soccer by a team from another town, they suddenly find themselves trying to figure out what it takes to win.
Apparently… a lot more than running around the field chasing butterflies.
Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.
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| 0:00.0 | In today's episode, a story about a town where no one knows what is like to win or lose. |
| 0:07.5 | And that's fine, right? |
| 0:08.8 | We all know that winning isn't everything, don't we? |
| 0:12.0 | Even if it feels amazing and like one of the best things ever, I mean, let's get into it. |
| 0:18.0 | LOL storytime. |
| 0:19.6 | Truly not a boring time. Grab a snack and you'll be fine. |
| 0:22.6 | Follow the whole storyline. |
| 0:23.6 | LOL story time. |
| 0:24.6 | Make you laugh at least one time. |
| 0:26.6 | LOL story time. |
| 0:27.6 | This is the story of having fun. |
| 0:32.6 | Because it's not about whether you win or lose. |
| 0:35.6 | It's about the fun you have along the way. |
| 0:39.0 | That's the only thing that matters, right? Isn't that what they say? The parents of the kids in |
| 0:43.9 | Mountain Burger were always saying that. They knew what truly mattered. In fact, in the small town of |
| 0:49.2 | Mountain Burger, there was no winning or losing. The parents had made sure of it. Competition was not allowed. |
| 0:55.9 | Now that's not to say that the kids of Mountain Burger didn't play any sports or other such |
| 0:59.7 | activities, but there certainly wasn't anyone keeping score, and no one was going around comparing |
| 1:05.0 | who was better or worse. If there was a trophy to be held, then everyone got to have a turn |
| 1:10.0 | holding it, |
| 1:13.6 | even the kids who had spent the entire game sleeping on the field. |
| 1:17.4 | Years ago, the parents of Mountain Burger had noticed something. |
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