Dungeon Rescue - A Funny Story for Kids
LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids
Kyle MacKenzie
4.6 • 983 Ratings
🗓️ 23 March 2026
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
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In this silly story, the new queen of Kookbookia decides the castle dungeon is too small ...though it’s never been full before. But when the queen starts locking people up for petty crimes like dipping cookies in milk, the people quickly realize it’s about to get crowded in there.
Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Remember that time you had to rescue your friend from a dungeon because they were being punished for having a knot in their shoelaces? |
| 0:08.4 | Pretty wild, wasn't it? |
| 0:10.1 | Well, this story is for you. |
| 0:13.1 | Let's get into it. |
| 0:15.3 | L.O.L. Storytime. Truly not a boring time. |
| 0:18.1 | Grab a snack and you'll be fine. Follow the whole storyline. |
| 0:20.9 | LOL story time. Make you laugh at least one time |
| 0:23.7 | this is the story of the time queen jigglywigs quit yeah she just got up and left |
| 0:33.9 | no one had even known that a queen could do that that That's it for me. I'm out of here. |
| 0:40.4 | Y'all can just go ahead and find yourselves a new queen, you hear, because this queen is unqueening. |
| 0:45.6 | Queen out you all. The people of Kukbukukia did not know how to go out and find themselves a new queen. |
| 0:51.7 | Something like this had never happened before. They were still trying to understand why a queen would even want to quit. Had they really been |
| 0:58.0 | that bad to rule over? Normally if a king or queen were to step down, the throne would go to the |
| 1:03.5 | next of kin. But when Queen jigglywigs left town, she brought her entire family with her. |
| 1:09.5 | No child of mine will ever be queen. |
| 1:11.5 | No, uh, no way. |
| 1:12.8 | There are so many better jobs out there, especially jobs that come with health insurance |
| 1:16.8 | and a dental plan. |
| 1:18.9 | So the people of Kukbuki had to figure out how to hire themselves a new queen. |
| 1:23.7 | Great news, everyone. |
| 1:25.0 | I think we just found our next queen. |
| 1:27.0 | We're flying one in from a different castle upstate. |
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