Nice Guys Finish...Fast!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

"Nice guys always finish last!" That's the old adage that many men have taken seriously...maybe a bit TOO seriously. Late in the 90's, on an knock-off Jenny Jones show, 2 chauvinists and a nice guy square off with an audience full of women. TCB has the footage...and they're ready to break it down! TCB is suffering from randomized content The Menu is a new movie taking place behind the scenes of a restaurant The Anthony Bourdain documentary shines light on his tortured genius Most chefs are artists...crazy, talented artists Bad tippers are the absolute worst Rehab is for quitters! (Unless you need it) 2 idiots and a man take on a studio full of women! One man believes he has it worse than everyone Jenny Jones knock-off shows were everywhere in the late 90's LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Dumb People Town Is a Very Funny Podcast From Starburns Audio Use This Link For Unlimited Talk & Tex on MINT MOBILE! 1.855.TCB.8383 or 661.BEST.2.YO (1-661-237-8296) Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Much Gratitude to Our Supportive Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff Check out Jeff's Mempho Music Fest each October in Memphis TN: Memphofest.com Thanks To Our Associate Content Producers: Big Will The Champ Marianne Duke Luke Thanks For Reaching Out To TCB This Week! Todd G Dave Sydney Natalie Ian Savannah Franklin C Therese Jake Stacy W Amanda Julie Charlene Ladder Man David L Sonny Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:51.6	Kelsey, hope Smet is okay by himself.
0:56.5	That is so great at doing things he likes, like draft kings or his adult legos, but getting
1:03.3	something for me without me being there is a lot for him to handle, especially at his
1:09.8	age. I might have a bottle of glass of wine, it's an am, but it's fine, you can cut that
1:15.0	out right.
1:16.5	On this episode of the commercial break.
1:22.7	If you ever done heroin, you want to start now. I just need your piss to be dirty.
1:27.4	Here, let me piss for you, but then you can go in. Do it like I do it. Literally have
1:33.2	no thoughts.
1:34.2	Right.
1:35.2	The second that you want to film the show.
1:36.2	Yeah, be lucky that you even remember the 15 paragraph opening to the commercial break.
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