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The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.8K Ratings
🗓️ 10 March 2026
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk about their amazing black jack night in Tampa, why 50 year old and up divorcee's are so freaky, the skin tag lady and much more!
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| 0:00.0 | Kick this motherfucker, Mealy. |
| 0:04.9 | What's happened, beautiful people? |
| 0:06.3 | It's the church of what's happening now. |
| 0:08.5 | New Testament. |
| 0:10.4 | It's Tuesday, March the 10th. |
| 0:13.1 | We're ready to rock and roll here, you savages. |
| 0:15.4 | What up, Lee Syed? |
| 0:16.7 | Dude, we had a fun weekend. |
| 0:18.3 | We had a very fun weekend. |
| 0:19.3 | I want to give thanks to Tampa and the people of Tampa in the surrounding areas for showing up at the hard rock. It was a great energy. It was a great night. Comedy was great. I was very nervous. I was going to eat a box of dick. But I turned it around and everything worked out. No, the show was great. Lee did great. |
| 0:38.1 | Steve Simone did great. |
| 0:39.9 | But the night before was fucking... |
| 0:42.2 | And, you know, listen, I told you guys how I felt. |
| 0:44.4 | I told George a while ago, in 2015 to 2020, I admired doing this. |
| 0:51.5 | And I was having a good time. |
| 0:53.7 | But not really, because I was treating it like a business. No fucking around, no nothing. We go, we kill them, and we leave. And that's great. That's a great attitude to have. I could go, let's go up there, do the best we can. No, we're going to fucking kill them and come back. But I was missing out. |
| 1:11.9 | I was sitting in my room a little day. |
| 1:14.2 | By the time you get to the show, you haven't spoken to anybody all fucking day. |
| 1:18.7 | You're in your room. |
| 1:19.7 | Right. |
| 1:19.9 | On HBO, rolling joints, walking around the neighborhood, smoking joints. |
| 1:25.5 | And I talked to Ari, and I told them, if I do this again, it's going to be on |
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