Kick this motherfucker, Mealy.

What's happening, beautiful people?

The church of what's happening now?

What is it?

New Edition.

New Testament.

New Testament is in full effect.

It's Tuesday, March 3rd, 2006.

It's a beautiful day to be alive.

What up, doctor?

Fuck the snow. Oh, sorry about last week. We couldn't get in there fucking snow everywhere. There was a fucking pile of snow out there. I thought that Guthrie mom was under it. Jesus Christ, that's where they put her. She's in the snow somewhere, that dirty bitch. What if it melted in? Then you found her? Listen, after three weeks on the street, she's nothing. You throw some salt on them, some of that salt they throw on the fuck. Some of the New Jersey salt, yeah. And you put that fucking, dirty feet of snow on that bitch, they'll find the skeleton. You know what I'm saying? That's it. They'll find it during Halloween. It looks like a fucking decoration. But the snow was real. It was brutal. I enjoyed it. You know, I

shoveled the one night. Fuck it. You're going to die. You're going to die. Only you with a

fucking knee that's held together by toothpicks. I don't know they're shoveling. I have a wife that's an animal. She was not going to let this. And I couldn't watch her get a heart attack. So why not pay $60 to have someone come over? I put her on the snowplow. And I got the shovel and I moved the cars and we threw salt. And, you know, that was like 9 o'clock. At 12, double the snow had been on there. I know. Fuck that. So I said, fuck it. The next morning I got up, and I looked out that window. I'm like, ooh, Lord. So I called this kid that I always see him. I met him about five years ago. He was like 11 maybe, 10. I met him at the pool, little Yusuf, little gangster fucking Arab kid.

Gangster. like 11 maybe and 10. I met him at the pool, little Yusuf, little gangster fucking

Arab kid, gangster. So I hit him up that morning. I go, Yusuf, I'm an old man. I need for you

to come over and shovel. First thing he says is how much? I said, three bills. He goes, I get

two friends with me. I go, I see you this afternoon. Three bills. Damn, I would have come down for three bills. No, but the get two friends with me. I go, I'll see you this afternoon. Three bills.

Damn, I would have come down for three bills.

No, but the Russian did it for $150. I gave him a bill tip. Nice. The Russian and his wife came up with a bobcat. They woke us up at like nine. They're like, what's the story? You guys want it done? Give you a buck 50. I said, do it in 10 minutes.

I'll give you an extra yardstick.

You should have seen that rush.

And they're out there drinking vodka.

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