It’s Christmas In Heaven!

The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2020

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to The God Pod Christmas Party! God and the Holy Spirit are stoned and Jesus is sipping a glass of fine champagne. Moses ate some shellfish and is out this week with food poisoning. Jesus finally watched Monty Python’s Life Of Brian!!! So we talk about that. Then we talk about Christmas for a bit; what we like most about it, our worst Christmas, what gifts we would bring to baby Jesus, and so much more. Then we talk about the goddamn news; evil politicians getting the vaccine first, Space Force, and other infuriating nonsense! Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the week. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Previously on the God pod.
0:02.5	When it comes to the case of Jesus,
0:05.0	God?
0:06.0	Yes.
0:07.0	You are not the father.
0:10.0	Congratulations Joe.
0:11.0	You are the Father.
0:13.0	Oh my goodness!
0:14.0	I know it!
0:15.0	This is unbelievable.
0:16.0	I know it!
0:18.0	Baby I love you so much.
0:19.0	This is also incredible.
0:21.0	I don't know how we did that. Oh, Welcome to the God pod. I'm your host of hosts, the good lord with the most, the one and only
0:58.6	Almighty God. Thank you for joining us as we attempt to restore order to the multiverse.
1:05.0	Don't forget to subscribe, it's free, damn it.
1:09.0	And tell your friends about the show. Studies have shown that the way that most people learn about a
1:13.9	podcast or like a show is because a friend or relative told them about it. And listen,
1:19.7	don't be afraid to share this podcast with your friends and relatives. Okay? It's fine. It's fine. They're gonna love it. Believe me.
1:30.7	Your overly religious grandmother is gonna love it too. It's fine. Just do it.
1:36.0	It's time for tea and cakes.
1:39.0	Let's make sure everybody has some cake and some tea.
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