God Tells You What Will Happen In 2021

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 31 December 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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HAPPY NEW YEAR! God, The Holy Spirit and Moses reflect on everything that happened in 2020 and make predictions for 2021. The gang talks about the latest goddamn news. God schools Mike Pence on the Bible. Covid mutates to spread faster just as the vaccine begins to arrive. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the week. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The You can come up. of them.
0:25.3	Welcome to the God pod.
0:27.0	I'm your host of hosts, the good lord with the most, the one and only
0:30.9	Almighty God.
0:32.8	Thank you for joining us as we attempt to restore order to the multiverse.
0:37.5	I just want to say, the God pod is the best podcast ever.
0:42.0	Period! If you haven't subscribed yet, you're fucking missing out.
0:46.0	Don't keep the God pod to yourself either. Spread it to your friends and family.
0:51.0	Do you want their lives to continue to suck?
0:55.6	Or do you want them to laugh and become cooler people?
0:58.6	Because I repeat, the Godpot is the best podcast in the universe. You are lucky to be alive and listening to it.
1:06.2	I'm here today with the God Squad. Hi everybody. Hello.
1:10.7	What do you think of that new, of that intro, hipping up the show a bit? I think it's great. Don't you agree? Oh
1:17.0	Of course, of course.
1:18.0	Definitely. Damn right. That's right. I'm the God of all social. And we're here with the Holy Spirit.
1:24.0	Yes.
1:26.0	And Moses.
1:28.0	Hello, hello.
1:29.0	And Jesus couldn't be with us here today because he went on a vacation. So good for you
1:35.5	Jesus. Um I can't hate on that. It's it's you know it's that weird week between
1:39.8	Christmas and New Year's Jesus doesn't like that week. Hmm.
1:43.0	Why not?
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