First of all, I love when people hit on me. Second of all, the fuck off.

On this episode of the commercial break, you fuck up one night and you kiss your

daughter's friend who's well within the age limit of being able to make her own decisions

about what she does with her self or her own body. But you do that drunken one night,

you guys have a little drunken fling. It's a bad decision. It's a bad decision-making process,

but I can, I guess, understand that shit does happen when the alcohol starts flowing.

Right, exactly. Especially when you have Bayley's and Bud Light on your tongue.

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

Oh yeah, cats again. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green.

This is my dear friend and curator of Hillbilly-Horry Stories.

Chris, enjoy, Emily. Best of you, Krizzy. Best of you on the podcast universe.

I think I said Hillbilly-Horry Stories. We're reading some reviews because it's

high entertainment around here. And one, some guy said, I heard about you guys on horror stories.

And I mutilated the name by calling it Hillbilly-Horry Stories.

That's all other podcasts. Yeah. I have lots of horror stories if you want to.

But yeah, shout out to Hillbilly-Horry Stories. I have no idea who they are, what they do. And,

you know, why not? Why not give us some love? Sounds like something we should be associated with.

Sounds like something we should have advertised on, but we didn't. But okay, maybe they were just

talking about this. Maybe they got one of their grand ideas for an episode off of one of our

Hillbilly-Horry Stories. Well, I was going to say we make, you know, the mountain monsters.

That's what I was exactly what I was thinking as these guys may have referred to an episode where

we were reviewing mountain monsters. Maybe they were making fun of us, making fun of mountain monsters,

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