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Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 24 December 2020
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
The War on Christmas has been lost like Trump lost the election, Titus, Bombshell and The Hylinder go over the worst Christmases they had and we discuss if this may be our last Christmas. It's Ugly Star Wars Sweater Time! Because the World is a Clown Show, This is the Titus Podcast.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody, we're the Jello Johnson for the Titus podcast. |
| 0:11.6 | Go get tickets right now at Christopher Titus.com for the New Year's Eve show. |
| 0:15.2 | Stay home, stay safe, stay healthy with Titus and bombshell. |
| 0:19.0 | Also, Mr. Andrew Rivers. And now with the Armageddon update, Christopher Titus and bombshell. Also, Mr. Andrew Rivers. |
| 0:20.9 | And now with the Armageddon Update, Christopher Titus. |
| 0:25.5 | I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update. |
| 0:28.4 | Jingle, jangle, and this is the Christmas podcast. |
| 0:30.9 | The war on Christmas is raging. |
| 0:33.4 | I tried to fight it, but I can't fight. |
| 0:35.8 | Cheer. |
| 0:36.9 | The tree is up. The lights are, and the lasers are outside the house blowing Santa Claus |
| 0:40.7 | on my garage door. |
| 0:41.8 | I have again lost my war on Christmas. |
| 0:43.8 | What's all they're yelling about? |
| 0:48.2 | Having full faith in our intelligence agencies. |
| 0:52.6 | Whoops, they just turned up the left. |
| 0:54.1 | This year is a weird one. One of the most bizarre times since I've been alive. Whoops, they just turned up their life. This year is a weird one. |
| 0:55.9 | One of the most bizarre times since I've been alive. |
| 0:57.8 | Currently, we have a virus that is mutated in England now |
| 1:00.3 | and is 70% more transmissible than the original COVID-19 virus, |
| 1:04.7 | which is a thousand times more transmissible than SARS. |
| 1:07.9 | I am probably going to get it from you guys watching me on this show. |
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