If you drink a little then drive, you risk losing your license.

You risk losing your freedom.

Guess the road trips off.

You risk losing your job.

I'm going to have to let you go.

I'm sorry.

You risk your parents not looking at you the same way.

I'm just really upset.

I'm going to have to let you go.

You risk injuring a friend.

Hello. I need an ambulance. I need an ambulance. I'm sorry. You risk injuring a friend.

You risk being seen as a drink driver. Drink a little, risk a lot, think.

Hello and welcome to August.

Hey guys, it's August.

This is the sort of podcast equivalent of a voicemail, isn't it, really?

Yes.

From who?

Or a voice note, which I don't agree with.

What are your feelings on voice notes?

Usually irritating. Really welcome. I never do one myself. I never do one, but most of the people who send them to me also apologize for leaving a voice note. Yes. I think if you've broken both your arms. Yes. It's a double, it's got to be a double arm break. So you've essentially been attacked by one swan. If you've been attacked by one swan properly, like a swan that knows what it's doing. In that situation, you can use a voice note to apologise to the king. Yeah. If it's just a signet and you've got a sprained wrist, then forget it. Yeah, you should still type. Yeah. Yes. What is it?

It feels like,

no,

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