Fifth Wednesday Not-A-Pod Pod

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (it's a five Wednesday July and we only do four episodes a month because of an EU directive)

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Transcript

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0:00.0	If you drink a little then drive, you risk losing your license.
0:04.0	You risk losing your freedom.
0:06.0	Guess the road trips off.
0:08.0	You risk losing your job.
0:10.0	I'm going to have to let you go.
0:11.0	I'm sorry.
0:12.0	You risk your parents not looking at you the same way.
0:15.0	I'm just really upset.
0:16.0	I'm going to have to let you go.
0:18.0	You risk injuring a friend.
0:20.0	Hello. I need an ambulance. I need an ambulance. I'm sorry. You risk injuring a friend.
0:26.3	Your risk being seen as a drink driver.
0:27.9	Drink a little.
0:29.2	Risk a lot.
0:29.8	Think.
0:41.2	Hello, this isn't an episode. This is not an episode.
0:42.4	No, absolutely not.
0:46.2	Put down your plowshares. Put down your swords.
0:48.4	Put down your scythes.
0:54.0	Actually, pick up your industrial machinery and start trimming that hedge, start operating that crane, because you you're not listening to an effort. Get something useful done. Because we won't be.
0:58.2	Because this is... Be you eating crisps?
1:02.6	No, I've had a... You've had a... You've had a... See, basically, we've just been recording.
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