It's An Austrian Painter Summer! | Your Mom's House Ep. 816

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - Don’t wait! Make your outdoor space your dream oasis TODAY with Wayfair, and enjoy it all summer long. Head to http://Wayfair.com right now to shop a huge outdoor selection. This week on Your Mom’s House, it’s just Tom Segura and Christina P in the Mommy Dome, and things get historically unhinged. Tom has declared it's Hitler Summer and he's waist deep in World War Two documentaries. He also talks about watching a Bin Laden documentary that's especially fascinating. before sharing a thought about how Hitler was a great friend. Christina has also got a new painting on deck and the two mock Adrien Brody’s art, and have more fun with AI Keanu Reeves. Tom tells a hilarious story about watching Star Wars with their sons, Christina messes with a spam texter in the middle of the episode, A Tom-Ed Kemper abomination details his homicidal plans, and a horrifying run of “Horrible or Hilarious” clips and Toks featuring 18-wheelers, busted ankles, and piss pups. Plus, CP roasts Meghan Markle (again), Tom hypes the Fancy vs. Phillip showdown, and we close the show with an Enny-themed banger. Wild clips. Even wilder theories. No guest, no problem. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 816 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:38 - War Documentary Summer 00:06:08 - Hitler Was A Great Friend 00:13:44 - Opening Clip: Chris Hansen Caught Ya 00:19:20 - Adrien Brody's Art & Christina's Latest Work 00:27:23 - Clip: Baldwin Cringe 00:28:21 - Star Wars With The Boys 00:33:34 - Pac Man Jones Calls Tom 00:35:44 - Pitching TV Shows 00:38:21 - Clip: Beefing on CNN 00:39:48 - Fancy Vs Phillip 00:43:39 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:49:42 - Ed Kemper Tom 00:56:11 - Clip: My Ankle! 00:57:56 - The Black Segment 00:59:49 - TikToks 01:10:50 - Closing Song -"Enny Wears Those Pants" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	South Carolina and Georgia, I'm bringing my come together tour to Peace Concert Hall in Greenville, South Carolina on August 28th, and I'll be in Athens, Georgia on Friday, August 29th at the Classic Center Theater, and in Evans, Georgia on August 31st at Columbia County Performing Arts Center.
0:17.8	Get your tickets now at tomsecura.com slash tour.
0:22.4	Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house.
0:31.8	Really? Come on, let's go.
0:37.0	Hear that?
0:38.5	That's the sound of my customers leaving.
0:40.8	When your broadband doesn't work, neither does your business.
0:44.2	Will Sky Business keep me up and running?
0:46.1	No matter what.
0:47.4	With 4G backup and our stay connected guarantee, better believe it.
0:52.0	Let our dedicated Sky Business team handle your switch today.
0:56.4	That's more like it.
0:58.3	Subject to availability for T's and Cs visit Skybusiness.com.
1:02.4	Dying.
1:03.5	Oh.
1:05.3	Yeah.
1:05.8	Speaking of.
1:07.3	Yeah.
1:07.9	I don't know what this is with you.
1:10.5	Yeah.
1:10.8	But it is now officially a Hitler summer.
1:14.9	Because you've been watching your Hitler docks in bed.
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