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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Who's More Mentally Ill? | Your Mom's House Ep. 817

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Go to http://LIQUIDIV.COM and get 20% off your first order with code YMH at checkout. Go to https://coorslight.com/YMH to see how Coors Light can amplify your summer. And be sure to keep an eye out on Coors Light’s social handles all summer long for more exciting announcements. This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina are back in Los Angeles! CP’s rocking a bold Zorro-inspired new look and Tom shows off his scar from a street fight with a surfer, and they both break down the fine line between plastic surgery and mental illness. The Main Mommies check out some truly unhinged videos including Adrien Brody’s social media posts, a clip about parasites in places they shouldn’t be, and some gay black dudes swapping spit. Plus, Tom shares the story of his loudest gym fart, CP raises the price of her art, and the two debate whether posing nude at art school is the key to escaping homelessness. Tommy F-Stop also makes his debut on the show, Tom’s kids are as feral as ever, and CP walks us through the bloodiest promo idea ever based on her recent surgery. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 817 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:05 - Opening Clip: Ryan Likes Ass 00:08:11 - Christina's New Look & Tom's Surfer Fight 00:20:25 - Adrien Brody 00:24:54 - Goth Basketball Player 00:27:53 - Gay Stuff For Enny 00:32:25 - Clip: Parasites In Your P 00:35:02 - Gym Farts 00:40:24 - Who's More Mentally Ill? 00:45:32 - Movies 00:49:23 - Tommy F-Stop 00:57:20 - Laugh Till Your Face Falls Off 01:02:51 - Closing Song - "4 Stroke Anthem" by Gaping Dad Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get ready, Milwaukee. I'll be filming the live special taping of my Come Together tour in Milwaukee this

0:06.4

November at the Riverside Theater tickets. And all info is at tombscigura.com slash tour.

0:13.8

Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house.

0:26.6

Welcome to another episode of your mom's house.

0:29.2

We're here doing some Cali episodes.

0:32.2

We're in the South Bay, bro.

0:32.9

I know, bro.

0:34.5

I love it here so much.

0:35.3

I love it, too.

0:36.3

It's the best.

0:36.9

It is great.

0:38.4

This is like a lot of people don't know. They come to Los Angeles. Like where it here so much. I love it too. It's the best. It is great. This is like a lot of people don't know.

0:40.1

They come to Los Angeles.

0:35.5

Like where it's at is the South Bay Dog. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is what's up. It really is because you're outside of the chaos of Los Angeles City. Yes. You're in the beach. It's natural as fuck. and like, you know what I'm saying?

0:37.1

The vibe is chill and stuff.

0:37.9

Very chill vibes. You know what I mean?

0:38.8

Yes.

0:39.4

You know what I'm saying?

0:40.2

I know. natural as fuck and like you know what I'm saying the vibe is chill and stuff very chill

0:55.8

you know what I mean yes you know what I'm saying I know what you mean totally and we um

1:01.2

well it's been a while since we yeah we got the address to this location well it's it's not wrong

1:08.6

it's just there's a lot of different addresses that have the same numbers and even street names.

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