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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

A Horny Cowboy For Christina's Birthday w/ Johnny Pemberton | Your Mom's House Ep. 815

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2025

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 27% Off Sitewide. Get started at https://factormeals.com/YMH50OFF and use code YMH50OFF to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/momshouse It’s CP’s birthday and what better way to celebrate than a gals trip, some productive coughing, and watching a horny cowboy tell us how to treat a lady? Also Tom and Christina are joined by the always-delightful Johnny Pemberton! We kick things off with a mumbling cool guy with unrealistic standards, before moving on to a humble-brag video of a woman prepping her bowels for a dom session. There’s also new Pazsitzky Effect, on the table, some more of Enny's hot take on the movie "Sinners", and of course some more gay content we found on the internet. Johnny Pemberton then enters the studio to talk about his latest film "Mermaid", yo hype season 2 of "Fallout", and talk all about his animated voice rolls that's more known for these days. He also reacts to the cool guys from the top of the show, watches some horrible or hilarious clips, shares some war stories from doing prank calls, and gets into a passionate rant about Red Lobster. What can we say? Except I'm gay. Your Mom’s House Ep. 815 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:12 - Opening Clip: Don't Message Me 00:10:40 - The Horny Cowboy 00:18:27 - Clip: Dom Sesh Prep 00:21:38 - More Gay Stuff 00:28:16 - Sinners 00:37:13 - Johnny Pemberton's Best Work 00:49:33 - What Can I Say Except That I'm Gay 00:53:27 - Johnny Meets Mumbling Kevin 00:58:44 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:04:51 - Pouch Leggings 01:10:31 - Johnny Reacts To Dom Sesh Prep 01:14:17 - TikToks 01:19:37 - Red Lobster 01:24:30 - Closing Song - "Erection Achieved" by Hendawg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

New Jersey, I'll be bringing my coming together tour to Atlantic City this weekend for two shows at Hard Rock Live at Etis Arena on Friday, June 20th and Saturday, June 21st.

0:10.0

Get tickets now at Tomsegura.com slash tour.

0:14.4

Welcome.

0:15.1

Welcome to your mom's house.

0:26.1

Excuse me. to your mom's house exclusively on Disney Plus It's hard and it's brutal

0:28.1

And that's what makes it special

0:29.5

The Multi-Award winning series

0:32.2

FX's The Bear is back

0:33.8

For a brand new season

0:35.3

Upon my signal

0:36.9

Unleash Hell And every second counts is back for a brand new season. Upon my signal, unleash hell.

0:39.6

And every second counts.

0:42.1

When that shows zero, this restaurant ceases operations.

0:46.1

FX's the Bears.

0:47.4

New season streaming June 26th exclusively on Disney Plus.

0:51.6

18 plus subscription required season C's apply.

0:54.4

Oh, get all.

0:57.2

Welcome to another episode of your mom's house.

1:00.5

Happy birthday, Gene.

1:01.5

Thanks, Jan.

1:02.2

It's your born day.

1:02.9

It's my born day.

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