It’s Always The In-Laws

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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We opened up the inbox and answered your questions about how to navigate the holidays…and we immediately regretted it. On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 12/6 - Toledo, OH 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA 1/30 - Fayetteville, NC 1/31 - Greensboro, NC 2/1 - Shippensburg, PA 2/6 - Bowling Green, KY 2/7 - Indianapolis, IN 2/8 - Columbus, OH 2/13 - Rochester, NY 2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA 2/15 - Tysons, VA 3/7 - Branson, MO 3/8 - Kansas City, MO 3/9 - St. Louis, MO 3/21 - Lynchburg, VA 3/23 - Cincinnati, OH 3/28 - Grand Junction, CO 3/29 - Salt Lake City, UT 4/11 - Omaha, NE 4/12 - Wichita, KS 4/13 - Tulsa, OK 4/17 - Sacramento, CA 4/18 - Fresno, CA 4/19 - San Diego, CA 4/27 - Pensacola, FL 5/3 - Charlotte, NC 5/4 - Richmond, VA 5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK 5/10 - Shreveport, LA 5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at [email protected] ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE HENSON SHAVING: Visit https://hensonshaving/crist to pick the razor for you and use code CRIST to get a free shave cream with your razor – just make sure to add it to your cart. GOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	Family Mar 25 is pregnant with very new boyfriend's baby.
0:04.3	Said boyfriend follows way too many only fans accounts on social.
0:10.2	My question will be how many is too men?
0:14.8	Where? uh net positive
0:27.3	second word i got wrong we can keep it in keep it in sure do that positive episode
0:33.8	137 we're here december 18th what's up everybody jokes for humans tours firing back up
0:40.3	coming let's see oh we just added to raleigh north carolina oh the first weekend of january very
0:45.7	not a tour stop though not a tour stop just a comedy club uh good nights in raleigh north
0:50.7	carolina is that like a warm up show for you warm up in raleigh just for the people of raleigh north car Carolina. Is that like a warm-up show for you? Yeah, a warm-up. In Raleigh.
0:55.8	Just for the people of Raleigh, North Carolina.
0:57.8	Then, let's see.
0:59.5	February, March, April, May.
1:02.2	Faville, North Carolina, Greensboro, Shippensburg,
1:03.8	Bowling Green, Indie, Columbus,
1:05.2	Rochester, Wilkes Bar,
1:13.7	Tyson's, which is right outside of D.C. Branson, K.C., St. Louis, Lynchburg, Cincinnati, Grand Junction, Salt Lake, Omaha, Wichita,
1:20.8	Tulsa, Sacramento, Fresno, San Diego, Fort Myers, Tampa, Pensacola, Sarasota, Charlotte, Richmond, Oklahoma, City, Shreve, Port, and ending the tour in May the 11th in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.
1:28.9	By the way, we're selling the most tickets we ever sold.
1:32.7	Let's go.
1:33.3	Clap it off, dude.
1:34.9	Come on, man.
1:35.9	Added a bunch of shows.
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