Don’t Come Down Yet

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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We had so much fun with the first round of holiday advice that we’re running it back. Not sure if we’re really helping anybody but… on the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/30 - Fayetteville, NC 1/31 - Greensboro, NC 2/1 - Shippensburg, PA 2/6 - Bowling Green, KY 2/7 - Indianapolis, IN 2/8 - Columbus, OH 2/13 - Rochester, NY 2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA 2/15 - Tysons, VA 3/7 - Branson, MO 3/8 - Kansas City, MO 3/9 - St. Louis, MO 3/21 - Lynchburg, VA 3/23 - Cincinnati, OH 3/28 - Grand Junction, CO 3/29 - Salt Lake City, UT 4/11 - Omaha, NE 4/12 - Wichita, KS 4/13 - Tulsa, OK 4/17 - Sacramento, CA 4/18 - Fresno, CA 4/19 - San Diego, CA 4/27 - Pensacola, FL 5/3 - Charlotte, NC 5/4 - Richmond, VA 5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK 5/10 - Shreveport, LA 5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at [email protected] ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BLUELAND: Get 15% off your order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	December the 25th Christmas Day. Merry, Merry Christmas.
0:04.0	Thank you for choosing to spend it with us. Yeah, brand new episode. Kids, wait, not,
0:09.7	don't come down yet. Yeah. I'm listening to Net Positive. We got a new episode for you.
0:22.7	Yep.
0:23.1	We got a brand new episode 138, ladies and gentlemen.
0:26.6	And I'm sure you're going to wake up.
0:28.1	And if you didn't get what you wanted for Christmas,
0:30.5	if you didn't get what you wanted, well, good news.
0:33.4	Because if Santa didn't come to town,
0:35.7	John Christ is coming to town.
0:38.8	Starting in February, baby, the second leg of the Jokes for Humans tour, which is wildly, wildly successful, adding a bunch of shows.
0:46.8	I don't need, we don't have time to list them all, but we're coming to Fayetteville, North Carolina, Greensboro, Shippensburg, Bowling Green, Indie, Columbus, Rochester, Wilkes Bar, D.C. Branson,
0:55.9	Casey, St. Louis, Lynchburg, Sincere, Grand Junction, Salt Lake, Omaha, Wichita, Tulsa, Sacramento,
1:01.2	Fresno, San Diego, Fort Myers, Tampa, Pensacola, Sarasota, Charlotte, Richmond, Oklahoma City, Streetport,
1:07.2	and Hattiesburg, Mississippi.
1:10.4	Well done.
1:11.9	On the 11th of May.
1:14.4	That's all the cities we're coming to.
1:15.8	So if you didn't get what you wanted, you know, get back at your, I don't know,
1:20.5	whoever you're mad at that didn't get, you know, get back at them and get to some tickets
1:23.5	to the show.
1:24.0	Yeah.
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