Hand Turkeys (w/ Comedic Cody)

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2024

⏱️ 81 minutes

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0:00.0	I've never actually said all of this out loud.
0:02.1	This is crazy.
0:03.0	Oh, yeah, no, it sounds like that.
0:04.5	Yeah, this is wild.
0:09.8	Oh, what's up, everybody?
0:15.1	And that positive episode 136, December 11th.
0:19.4	Is that really the date?
0:20.2	That's really the date. That's the date of December 11 2024 a couple weeks
0:23.8	until Christmas but so close you get your shopping done I'm starting to starting I'm usually this is
0:29.6	early for me to be honest I'm like historically a week of guy it's terrible so this is better for me
0:35.4	yeah I like that yeah I'm getting after it. I got started making mine.
0:38.5	I'm in the spirit, too.
0:39.7	Are you feeling the spirit?
0:40.3	Oh, I feel it.
0:40.9	Yeah.
0:41.2	I'm not a Christmas music guy, but yeah, I got him getting some stuff from my house.
0:44.8	There you go.
0:45.4	And I went to a Christmas tree farm.
0:46.9	Oh. You know what? I went to, I made a video I put it out last week about like a Christmas tree farm owner or whatever.
0:55.3	And I was like, looking around all those families there, I go, oh, this is cool.
0:59.6	It's so cool.
1:00.4	This is fun.
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